The only reason I'm ever in character as 'Larry The Cable Guy' is because that's what I'm hired to do. In my movies, obviously they hired 'Larry The Cable Guy' to be 'Larry The Cable Guy.' When I do my shows, I'm 'Larry The Cable Guy.' When I do Jay ...
Walter Sobchak: Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry? The Dude: Look, man... Walter Sobchak: Dude, please? Is this your homework, Larry? The Dude: Just ask him about the car. Walter Sobchak: Is this yours, Larry? Is this your ho...
[Clorette has just passed out] Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it. Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you! Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't list...
Being in the limelight has its minuses.
Time is not your enemy, forever is.
W2K will be a bigger disaster than Y2K.
Another aspect of our work is multimedia teleconferencing.
You only have to be right once.
No one is born a CEO, but no one tells you that.
Women will change the corporation more than we expect.
The best scientists that I've met are those that are humanists and scientists at the same time.
It bothers me when people spoil the market.
We're fascinated with robots because they are reflections of ourselves.
Things can change so fast on the internet.
Few ideas work on the first try. Iteration is key to innovation.
We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's...
Larry: Hey, how much longer are you gonna stay in my hotel? Ben Thomas: Motel. Larry: How much longer? Ben Thomas: Actually, I was planning on dying here. Larry: Well, then you need to pay in advance.
Journalists should be watchdogs, not lapdogs.
By the year 2000, most Americans will be online one way or another.
If you think about computer programming, it's as antisocial as it gets.
You already have zero privacy - get over it.
