Quotes of: Kurt-vonnegut Keyword

My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game.

Eric Bristow

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

E. Joseph Cossman

We're trying to reinvent Bond. He's 28 - no Q, no gadgets.

Paul Haggis

There is no justice in social justice, and there is no equality in social equality.

Brad Thor

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

W. C. Fields

There is a bond of fellowship in sorrow that knows no conventionality.

Harold Bell Wright

Republicans are not a political party. It's a mental condition.

Jesse Ventura

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Mary Schmich

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Robert Frost

To go out with the setting sun on an empty beach is to truly embrace your solitude.

Jeanne Moreau

The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.

Anne Lamott

The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.

Denis Waitley

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Erma Bombeck

Birthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends' birthdays.

Michael Birch

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Mitch Hedberg

I usually stay in on Sunday nights. I'm not much of a party person.

Robert Wilson

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.

Justin Halpern

I don't think I'm going to do any good work this morning.

David O. Selznick

Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.

E. W. Howe

Friendship is one of the most tangible things in a world which offers fewer and fewer supports.

Kenneth Branagh

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

E. W. Howe