Quotes of: Kung-fu Keyword

The Beast: What is the name of your technique? Sing: You wanna learn? I will teach you!

Kung Fu Hustle

Po: The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!

Kung Fu Panda

[Tai-Lung's nerve strikes are only tickling Po] Po: [laughing] Stop! I'm gonna pee!

Kung Fu Panda

Po: [looking around at the historical artifacts in the palace] Wow! I've only seen paintings of that painting!

Kung Fu Panda

Shifu: [after watching Po getting beat up by the obstacle course] There is now a level zero.

Kung Fu Panda

Monkey: [after the Furious Five bowed to Po in his dream] We should hang out. Po: Agreed.

Kung Fu Panda

Shifu: Well done, students... *if* you were trying to disappoint me.

Kung Fu Panda

Zeng: Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu! Commander Vachir: You're not going anywhere, and neither is he!

Kung Fu Panda

Landlady: So you're on their side? The Beast: Don't get me wrong! I only want to kill you, or be killed by you.

Kung Fu Hustle

Sing's Sidekick: Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing! Sing: I never knew you were so deep.

Kung Fu Hustle

Landlord: [commenting on Sing's newfound abilities] If he studies hard, he could be a doctor or a lawyer. Landlady: A stuntman, more likely.

Kung Fu Hustle

Po: The Furious Five! You're so much bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.

Kung Fu Panda

Oogway: There are no accidents. Shifu: [sighs] Yes, I know. You said that already. Twice. Oogway: Well, that was no accident either. Shifu: Thrice.

Kung Fu Panda

Po: He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

Kung Fu Panda

Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior? Oogway: I don't know.

Kung Fu Panda

Po: [serving a noodle bowl to a customer into which he accidentally pitched a throwing star] Careful, that soup is... sharp!

Kung Fu Panda

[watching Po get massacred by the training hall's obstacle course] Shifu: This'll be easier than I thought.

Kung Fu Panda

[after his defeat by Tai Lung, Master Monkey hits Po] Monkey: He's too fast... Sorry, Po!

Kung Fu Panda

Zeng: [watching Tai-Lung break out of his prison restraints] We're dead. So very, very dead.

Kung Fu Panda

Tai Lung: Shifu taught you well. [disables Monkey with a nerve strike] Tai Lung: But he didn't teach you everything.

Kung Fu Panda

Tai Lung: [as Po scrambles up a wall after the Dragon Scroll] The Scroll has given him power! NOOO!

Kung Fu Panda