You're asked, 'Do you know kung-fu?' Yeah. That's what we do. We wake up, we brush our teeth, we do kung-fu!
I'm a huge fan of 'Kung Fu Panda.' I honestly think that Jack Black's voice work in 'Kung Fu Panda' is the best voice work that's ever been done. He's so funny, and it's such an endearing character. It really is great.
Barber: Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them! Landlady: Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million. Barber: [Does martial arts routine] It's obvious I'm the...
Tigress: You don't belong here. Po: Right, I know. This is your room. Tigress: No, I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning. [Clos...
The Beast: All I want is to kill you, or be killed by you.
Landlady: [to Tailor] What's with the red underwear?
Sing: Wow, that's a big fist!
Brother Sum: Don't block my view!
Axe Gang Vice General: Who threw the firecracker?
Po: Do you really think I'm ready? Shifu: You are... Po.
Po: [after being hit in the crotch] Oh! My tenders!
Brother Sum: Ever killed anyone? Sing: I've always thought about it.
Shifu: When you focus on kung fu, when you concentrate... you stink. [Po frowns] Shifu: But perhaps that is my fault. I cannot train you the way I have trained the Five. I now see that the way to get through to you, is with this. [pulls out a bowl of...
The Beast: [Grabs pistol from brother Sum] Do they make these for men?
[last lines] Po: You wanna get something to eat? Shifu: [sighing] ... Yeah.
Donut: [in English] What are you prepared to do? Landlord: We can't understand what you're saying!
Axe Gang Advisor: Let's kill them all and make this place a brothel.
Brother Sum: [after dismissing Sing] A bum like that could come in handy.
Oogway: One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
Mr. Ping: We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.
Shifu: Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet! Po: I know!
