Quotes of: Kosher Keyword

What is it to keep kosher? Is it eating kosher potato chips? Kosher is a bigger idea. I think it's about being healthy. But according to some people, it's about not eating this food because it's forbidden by the Jewish law. My view of the halachah ch...

Matisyahu

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment.

Leonard Nimoy

Manufacturers are making products kosher to get in on that market, plus more people are looking for kosher.

Larry Miller

My mother was an awful cook, an exceptionally awful kosher cook, but I stayed kosher until I got to college, even though I'd long stopped believing in God.

Simon Schama

The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.

Zomick's Kosher Challah - Bread Recipes by Zomick's Bakery

Shapiro: I'm tellin' ya, Animal, these Nazis ain't kosher. Animal: Ya can say that again! Shapiro: I'm tellin' ya, Animal, these Nazis ain't kosher! Animal: I said ya can say it again, that doesn't mean ya hafta repeat it!

Stalag 17

Jewish vampires: blood can’t be kosher… can it?

Tasha Turner

I could live on challah bread, the Jewish kosher bread, quite happily.

Dan Aykroyd

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish.

Roseanne Barr

Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.

Jonah Goldberg

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

Zach Braff

The Rabbi: Killing you before you killed me would have been... Slevin: Kosher? The Rabbi: Acceptable.

Lucky Number Slevin

My mother's Puerto Rican and my father's Russian-Jewish, so we consider ourselves to be Jewricans or Puertojews. I think Puertojew sounds like a kosher bathroom, so I prefer Jewrican.

Rachel Ticotin

The problem is that borrowing money to pay back more borrowed money that will oblige you in the future to borrow even more money doesn't sound kosher. Because it isn't.

John Podhoretz

Brian: I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

Life of Brian

Herbie Stemple: Come and see Herbie Stempel get thrown to the Columbia lions! Watch Charles Van Doren eat his first kosher meal in his life.

Quiz Show

I'm supposed to say, Bill O'Reilly, that's immoral - click - and then walk back in and book his A block the next day and have a fine day and everything be kosher? I don't think so.

Andrea Mackris

Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup. Nick the Greek: It's what? Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas. Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn't mean a whole lot. We never went to synagogue. I never had a Bar Mitzvah. We didn't keep kosher or observe the Sabbath. In fact, I'm not so sure I would have known what the Sabbath l...

Gilbert Gottfried

Del: [talking to Neal on the plane] I always order a special meal. On this airline, I go with the seafood salad. On American, I'll have their kosher plate: a little slice of salami, some roast beef, some turkey, dark rye bread, very nice. Now, if I'm...

Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Lobster-both-ways is popular tonight. The preparation is easy enough. Take a two-pound lobster. Kill it with a sharp chef’s knife straight between the eyes. Remove the claw and knuckle meat. Steam for five minutes, chop into salad with aioli, celer...

The Hunger: A Story of Food, Desire, and Ambition