I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself.
Give yourself a chance to see how much better life will get. And it will get better.
Beset by a difficult problem? Now is your chance to shine. Pick yourself up, get to work and get triumphantly through it.
There's something cool about traveling when you're young. There's a sense of camaraderie. You learn more about yourself.
It's actually cool to be positive and optimistic and idealistic. It's cool to see yourself doing beautiful, great things.
It's like there are all these languages available, especially in terms of image. Why confine yourself to only English? There's all these languages and possibilities and concepts to speak or communicate with.
Ask yourself: Have you been kind today? Make kindness your daily modus operandi and change your world.
I prefer home school because you learn more by yourself than when you're around other people because you get distracted.
I hope all you young girls see yourself up there... we were just like you.
The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself.
Happiness can only be found if you can free yourself of all other distractions.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
As long as you don't make waves, ripples, life seems easy. But that's condemning yourself to impotence and death before you are dead.
Dating is different when you get older. You're not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone.
Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then, by God, do something. Don't just stand there, make it happen.
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun.
Not only do you have to put yourself in harms way in service of your country, you have to leave your families at home. It is a great sacrifice.
There's plenty of great independent films to do, but you can't support yourself making independent film as an actress.
Genre-spanning is the effort to make the live show interesting. It's also a great way to challenge yourself as a writer.
The great thing about being a writer is that you are always recreating yourself.