But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept.
The ball of dark fur pressed itself into my chest, and I wished she was my kitten, and knew that she was not.
I like BuzzFeed, and I understand the pressure that online reporters are under. But I think everyone agrees that, despite all the awesome kitten gifs, they're still obligated to be skeptical of government officials and ask the right questions.
I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said that it was a joke, it still doesn't go away.
Edith: Hey, that one looks like me. Gru: What are you talking about? These are kittens! Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental.
Don't ever tell people on Twitter that you're tweeting while you're driving, because they'll come unglued. It's worse than saying you're cutting up kittens.
A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.
We say cat tastes like chicken when, had we been weaned on kitten stew, we’d say chicken tastes like cat.
You little subs make me nervous. Being around you is too much like walking into a room filled with tiny kittens and trying not to step on one.
The only thing a cat worries about is what's happening right now. As we tell the kittens, you can only wash one paw at a time.
-¿Kitten? -¿Si? Sus ojos eran hermosos cuando se encontraron con los míos, luminosos y claros,y un largo momento se extendió entre nosotros. -Te amo." Daemon Black, Opposition.
He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.
It's similar to the way you feel cuddling an infant or a kitten, when you want to squeeze it so hard you'd kill it...
When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls.
I still have a problem with nuns. I follow them around like a kitten with a ball of yarn. After a while, all my characters become very close friends.
What was called extreme 20 years ago definitely isn't extreme anymore. When I started, I remember people saying, 'Oh my God, I can't walk in that!' It was like, three inches - they look like kitten heels now.
I want to hold you like a kitten in my shirt, and still I want to spread your thighs and plow ye like a rotting bull. I dinna understand myself.
I have no doubt that you are more than capable of bringing the Monsean queen and my son and the rest of my sons and a hundred Nanderan kittens through an onslaught of howling raiders if you chose to.
There is one order of beauty which seems made to turn heads. It is a beauty like that of kittens, or very small downy ducks making gentle rippling noises with their soft bills, or babies just beginning to toddle.
I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.
She was pretty sure Seth had practiced all his facial expressions and gestures in front of a mirror, and worked out which ones made him look like a cross between an Abercrombie model and a kitten.
