When I got home I peered down at the lobster to see how he was doing. The inner plastic bag was sucked tight around him and clouded up. It looked like something out of an eighties made-for-TV movie, with some washed-up actress taking too many pills a...
Then you think, is this a better world, closer to the one before you knew of wars— earth wars? Before you found that canary in its cage laying, barely heaving. And you took it outside and said, Go Free! Go free! But it died there, right in your han...
The key to online play really is multi-table tournaments.
I was the kid who was drawing on tables or removing the legs of furniture.
Of all the elements in the periodic table, not a single one is indestructible.
I was in 'Rent,' for God's sake. The closest we came to stunts was dancing on a table.
My life is an awkward visit from the kids table.
You would not exist if you did not have something to bring to the table of life.
I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'
I like to play table tennis, spend time with my kids.
No pen, no ink, no table, no room, no time, no quiet, no inclination.
Melvin Udall: There are Jews at my table.
Miles Raymond: Now the cards are on the table. Jack: Yes, they are.
I was always shouted at by my teacher because I would draw straight on the table in the school.
Republican women bring an important voice to the table.
She'd come running up the driveway and into the kitchen, bringing the spring morning behind her like a trail of hope.
Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.
It doesn't take money to have style, it just takes a really good eye. Sometimes you can find amazing culinary antiques that will make it feel like an old French kitchen.
What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen.
Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans ... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit.
When a new baby is expected mother has 9 months to prepare the family and the kitchen for her departure!