Anna: Why are you doing this, why are you helping us? Nikolai Luzhin: I can't become king if someone else already sits on the throne.
[Morgana disguised as Guinevere has seduced Arthur] Morgana: [disguised as Guinevere] I have conceived a son; my king [revealing herself as Morgana] Morgana: my brother!
Jack Lucas: I wish there was some way I could just pay the fine and go home.
Parry: I'm surprised some man just doesn't come in here and snatch you up all for themselves. Anne Napolitano: *You're* surprised?
Lydia: I have never been through a dating period. Anne Napolitano: It's a disgusting process. You haven't missed a thing.
Anne Napolitano: [upon Lydia's arrival for a manicure] Can I getchoo something, l'il kawfee? Lydia: No. Anne Napolitano: L'il tea? Lydia: No. Anne Napolitano: L'il tequilaaaaah?
Parry: [as Jack is waking up] Hi, welcome back. Jack Lucas: Have I died?
Ofcr. Sam Wood: [to Virgil] Take me ten minutes to get a king size Coke and a wedge of pie. That is if that peckerwood ain't sold out yet.
Nameless: Broken Sword said "The people have suffered years of warfare. Only the King of Qin can stop the chaos by uniting all under Heaven."
King Westley: [after Ellie runs away from their wedding] What happened? Alexander Andrews: I haven't the slightest idea.
Jack Driscoll: [to Ann] Say... I think I love you.
Carl Denham: It's money and adventure and fame. It's the thrill of a lifetime and a long sea voyage that starts at six o'clock tomorrow morning.
Carl Denham: I'm gonna go out and find a girl for my picture - even if I hafta' *marry* one.
Theatre Patron: Say, what's Denham got, anyway? Another theatre patron: [in doubtful pre-disgust] Well, it better be good after all this ballyhoo!
Charlie: [offering native jewelry] Skipper, look what I find. Captain Englehorn: A native bracelet! Charlie: Crazy black man been here.
[after Legolas single-handedly takes out an Oliphant and its drivers] Gimli: That still only counts as one.
Eomer: Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan! Oaths you have taken, now fulfill them all, to lord and land!
Legolas: The stars are veiled. Something stirs in the East. A sleepless malice. The eye of the enemy is moving. He is HERE.
[first lines] Deagol: Smeagol, I've got one! I've got a fish, Smeag. Smeagol! Smeagol: Pull it in. Go on. Go on. Go on. Pull it in.
Aragorn: Long have you hunted me, long have I eluded you. No more. Behold! The Sword of Elendil!
Sam: [to Shelob] Let him go, you filth. Let him go! You will not touch him again!
