I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.
I know one of the reasons God gave me kids was to test my patience.
I have a life. My kids don't run my house.
Kids lead a very private life.
Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant.
My kids love anime, but I don't show them the really graphic stuff.
I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.
Believe it or not, but I was a camp councilor for three years. I love kids.
I love fatherhood. I could bang on about kids forever.
I'm so nervous. I've always been nervous, ever since I was a kid.
It's hard, omigod remember? Being a kid.
I guess I'm just a normal kid apart from the acting.
I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!
I'm just a kid - I've got a lot of stuff to do yet.
You can kid the world, but not your sister.
As a kid, I had a background in theater.
When I was a kid, I thought I was Wonder Woman.
The only animals that we test on are the two of us and our kids.
My kids are pretty secure, bright, and know who they are.
