Quotes of: Kid Keyword

When I was a kid, I wanted desperately to be a jazz musician. I would practice the trumpet for hours, but when I got braces, that messed up my ability to play, so all of a sudden I had all this free time.

Zach Woods

To all those mothers and fathers who are struggling with teen-agers, I say, just be patient: even though it looks like you can't do anything right for a number of years, parents become popular again when kids reach 20.

Marian Wright Edelman

If I had children, I would be very selfish. I wouldn't be out doing things. But by not having kids, it makes me freer to travel the world and talk about things I feel are important.

Linda Blair

Ideas are only lethal if you suppress and don't discuss them. Ignorance is not bliss, it's stupid. Banning books shows you don't trust your kids to think and you don't trust yourself to be able to talk to them.

Anna Quindlen

Kane's Father: A good whuppin's all the kid really needs. Mary Kane: That's why I'm sending him where you can't get at him.

Citizen Kane

[Trying to get his kids to look for UFOs at 4 AM] Roy Neary: It's better than Goofy Golf!

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

#812 Wynarski: Hey, you see a set keys around here? Randal Graves: No time for love, Doctor Jones! #812 Wynarski: Fuckin' kids!

Clerks

Donnie: So, what do I tell the other kids when they ask about you? Karen Pommeroy: Tell them that everything is gonna be just fine.

Donnie Darko

[Vera starts to tear up] Vera: Please don't say such nice things about the kids. I cry too easily. Both in sorrow and in joy.

Dogville

Clementine: Sometimes I don't think people realize how lonely it is to be a kid. Like... you don't matter.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Jim: Would you like a Hershey bar? Nina: Oh yes, please Jim: So would I kid, have you got one?

Empire of the Sun

Hazel Grace Lancaster: The only thing worse than biting it from cancer is having a kid bite it from cancer.

The Fault in Our Stars

Peter Quill: I was only a kid when I left Earth, and I had no idea what the universe had in store for me.

Guardians of the Galaxy

Irene Walsh: Brandon Walsh! If you don't bring those kids back I'm going to commit Harri Krishna! Brandon Walsh: That's Hari Kari, Ma!

The Goonies

Mikey: [the kids are arguing] Stop! We've got to get to the lowest point of the floor. Brandon Walsh: Lowest point nothing, Mikey. Now let's go!

The Goonies

Harry: You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil!

Home Alone

[the check-out woman holds up a bag full of army men, and gives Kevin a funny look] Kevin McCallister: For the kids.

Home Alone

[when his Deputy Sheriff, his last hope of help, deserts him] Will: Go on home to your kids, Herb.

High Noon

Alan Garner: There's a jungle cat in the bathroom! [Phil walks into the bathroom, then hurries out] Phil Wenneck: Holy fuck, he's not kidding! There's a tiger in there!

The Hangover

Diego: Whoo, yeah! Who's up for round two? [pause; embarrassed] Diego: Um, t-t-tell the kid to be more careful.

Ice Age

Willie: THAT'S the maharaja? A *kid*? Short Round: Maybe he likes *older* women.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom