Quotes of: Kid Keyword

There was almost a flicker of humanity in the man. The kind of human who pulled wings off flies as a kid, but still human.

The Midnight Mayor

Shapeshifter parenting motto—if your kid slits somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear.

Magic Slays

We all know we're one day closer to the end when we wake up in the morning. We just kid ourselves that it's not happening.

Numbers

DOSTIE: Let's be honest here. People? Sometimes they suck. But kids, well, they're like a new snowfall, you know?

New Year's Thieve

As a kid, you have nothing to do with the way the world is run; you just have to hurry to catch up with it.

Lullabies for Little Criminals

My demons creep like a pedo in a park full of kids. Each one reminding me of the consequences, what I didn’t do, or did.

Life Tone Changed

They were Republicans, Nixon Republicans, and so didn't subscribe to the notion that laws are supposed to apply to all people equally.

The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid

You fellas don' know what you're doin. You're helpin to starve kids...You don' know what you're a' doin'.

los arrabales de cannery row

I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks.

Mimi Attacks

The food chain has victims at both ends: even rapists and murderers need someone to look down on, and kid killers will do nicely.

The Straw Men

Life is only precious because it ends, kid. Take it from a god. You mortals don't know how lucky you are

The Son of Neptune

Jack might look my age, but he was like a little kid on a sugar high --- in need of a good spanking. --- Good heavens, that sounded creepy.

Supernaturally

I know my kids are safe, because they’re still in my testicles.  Can I fix you an omelet? I make them by hand?

Sleepwalking is restercise

Eventually kids become grown-ups too, and from there, the world is whatever they choose to make of it.

The Song Remains the Same

It is a violation of trust to use your kids as caulking for the cracks in you.

Some Assembly Required: A Journal of My Son's First Son

Getting eaten by a giant crocodile was bad enough. The kid with the glowing sword only made my day worse.

The Son of Sobek

He liked women with little butts and big tits? Someone had played with one too many barbie dolls as a kid.

Stolen

They say a happy childhood is a lousy preparation for life. Kids who spend their playground days fat, ginger or gay know the truth.

Outpost

Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.

The Poisonwood Bible

The health of your future kids does not start with their birth—it starts with you, right now, well before you plan to impregnate your wife.

Pregnancy and Men

As someone very sagely said during the parricide trials of the Menendez Brothers: anytime your kids kill you, you are at least partly to blame.

Prozac Nation