I hate Calvin and Hobbes. I think its a big re-hash of formula kid strips.
The biggest problem with dyslexic kids is not the perceptual problem, it is their perception of themselves. That was my biggest problem.
I'm always the person who's taking everyone else's kid and putting them on my hip, so I've kinda always been a mama.
If you want grown-ups to recycle, just tell their kids the importance of recycling, and they'll be all over it.
I'm 48 now and whatever I get music-wise, I get from my kids and that's it. I don't think I'll ever be hip again!
I was such a weird kid. The really hardcore stuff like Venom - I was totally aware of them, and I listened to some of it - but they actually frightened me.
If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.
I had piano lessons when I was a kid, like most people. And hated them, like most people. And quit, like most people.
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.
I don't want to make more friends. I have four kids, I have plenty of friends, and all the personal relationships I need.
Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to make films. That's really all I ever wanted to do.
There are not many people on Team Gary. Actually, it's two people. My kids.
I just feel such a connection to the little kids in Naples. I remember being on the street wanting a small piece of candy.
I guess play piano, you know, because that's the thing I started doing when I was a little kid.
I am a firm believer that if you can explain it to a kid, you're on the right track.
I'm so not a comic book guy. The most I knew about 'The Flash,' as a little kid, was the Underoos. I had 'The Flash' Underoos.
I mean, I feel like I've been pretending I was a werewolf since I was a little kid.
I started working at clubs when I was sixteen, which is young. I would not want my kid doing that, but I did, and that's how it went.
I'm the guy who wrote The Authority Song. Did they think I was kidding? Did they think it was only a song to entertain?
I was never much of a kid person. I mean, I thought they were cute to look at, but I didn't want them in my house.
The worst thing you could do is scare a kid or trick them. Never, ever, ever do that.
