[at a spelling bee] Teacher: The word is "forensics". Kid: Ah, fuck that. Why should we fucking have to spell forensics? [cheers from kids in audience] Kid: S-U-C-K-M-Y-A-S-S. Forensics.
Kid #3: My Mommy says smoking kills. Nick Naylor: Oh, is your Mommy a doctor? Kid #3: No. Nick Naylor: A scientific researcher of some kind? Kid #3: No. Nick Naylor: Well, then she's hardly a credible expert, is she?
The most beautiful thing that I learned, I learned from my kids. They were eight and ten - and they were playing with Moroccan kids in these humble villages, and they were playing with the Japanese kids... because they haven't built those walls that ...
I want to have negative three kids. Or three negative kids.
The best you can do is set your kids on the right track; staying on it without falling is up to the kids.
I used to hang out with a bunch of old punk rockers when I was a little kid.
For their holidays: the rich’s kids travel the world; the poor’s kids roam around their grandparents’ yard.
Ever since I was a little kid, I was competitive.
I became a freelance stylist to survive, and then I had a kid. I bankrupted in 1988 and had a kid in 1990.
A kid is something precious, and you want to protect it and keep it fun. I'm not a dad, but I've seen people and how they behave with their kids.
I'd love it if American kids were listening to Muslim music.
I love teaching; I love little kids.
I don t think cartoons are only for kids, but I think kids will love anything as long as it's visually interesting.
As a little kid, I was obsessed with Michael Jackson.
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a footballer and racing driver, like all kids.
Music is the one place in mass media where kids editorialize to kids.
I always had a weight issue since I was a young kid.
I thought I was the coolest kid in the world, so I wound up being the coolest kid in the world.
Bryan: Really? Who's Beyoncé? [pause] Bryan: Just kidding.
Is that romantic fantasy real? Um, after kids, no. Take the kids away, I don't know. Depends.
I'm nice. I love people. I love kids; I want kids of my own.
