Eva: You just can't get uncomfortable enough can you? Kevin: Uncomfortable? With my own mother?
The Ten Commandments were not a suggestion.
In the end, that’s what Kevin has never forgiven us. He may not resent that we tried to impose a curtain between himself and the adult terrors lurking behind it. But he does powerfully resent that we led him down the garden path—that we enticed h...
We need a little more 'Hail to the Chief.'
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
We definitely need to get the excitement back.
It was a dark, dismal afternoon, like they all seem to be these days, when I got this call. I could hear the rain battering the windowpane of my office when the phone rang.
Linnie McCallister: Listen, Kevin, what are you so worried about? You know Mom's gonna pack your stuff anyway. You're what the French call "les incompetents". Kevin McCallister: What?
Kevin McCallister: Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association? Clerk: Well, I don't know. It doesn't say, hon. Kevin McCallister: Well, could you please find out?
Kevin McCallister: So give it a shot, for your granddaughter anyway. I'm sure she misses you and the presents. Marley: I send her a check. Kevin McCallister: I wish my grandparents did that. They always send me clothes. Last year I got a sweater with...
Politics, to a degree, is about legislation, administration. You can't be there in the trenches.
Wine has been with civilized man from the beginning.
Ever since I was a child, I wanted to excel in everything.
My wife taught me the importance of living well.
My show 'The Big House' was picked up; they flew me to New York. I'm about to step on stage to announce Kevin Hart's 'The Big House.' And a hand grabs my shoulder, 'Kevin no, they just decided to cancel it.' It's a serious smack-in-the-face business,...
I’m not scared any more,’ said Midge. ‘Thank you, Kevin. Sometimes you can be very kind.’ ‘Yes,’ said Kevin. ‘And if you tell that to any of the other trolls I will pull off your nose and feed it to a bear.
What I think is a really special movie is 'Black and White' with Kevin Costner and Octavia Spencer, which Mike Binder directed. I got to see a screening of it, and I think Kevin and Octavia and Anthony Mackie and Bill Burr all give such beautiful per...
Franklin: Hey, Kev. Listen buddy, it's easy to misunderstand something when you hear it out of context. Kevin: Why would I not understand the context? I am the context.
My health is the No. 1 concern and my longevity is the No. 1 concern.
Deacon Jones has been the most inspirational person in my football career.
How beautiful it is to excel, and the goodness of giving from your heart.
