No one goes into standup to make money. The frustration and rejection are just too much.
Jim GaffiganTruth is everybody is going to hurt you: you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
Bob MarleyIf I was just a fan of music, I would think that I was the number one artist in the world.
Kanye WestAn ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
Sacha GuitryIt's not just a revue where one song is done, then another. There are concepts and ideas at work.
Hal David