I'm looking for a way out of here. I can't have it physically, so I'm going to have it intellectually. It was a beautiful thing to ride Seabiscuit in my imagination. And it's just fantastic to be there alongside Louie as he's breaking the NCAA mile r...
I went to about one frat party a year. A year seemed to be enough time for me to forget how much I didn't like frat parties, and my friends would eventually convince me to go to one. Cheap beer, guys looking for a quick hook-up, and girls playing 'du...
Lewis: Do know what's gonna be here? Right here? A lake. As far as the eyes can see. Hundreds of feet deep. HUNDREDS of feet deep. Did you ever look out over a lake and think of somethin' buried underneath it? Buried underneath it. Well man, that's j...
Ambassador Trentino: Have you been trailing Firefly? Chicolini: Have we been trailing Firefly? Why, my partner, he's got a nose just like a bloodhound. Ambassador Trentino: Oh really? Chicolini: Yeah, and the rest of his face don't look so good eithe...
Han: We are all ready to win, just as we are born knowing only life. It is defeat that you must learn to prepare for. Williams: I don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice. Han: Oh? How so? Williams: I'll be too busy looking goo...
Almásy: There is no God... but I hope someone looks after you. Madox: Just in case you're interested, it's called the suprasternal notch. Come and visit us in Dorset when all this nonsense is over. [Heads away but turns back] Madox: You'll never com...
Peg Boggs: Avon calling. Helen: Weren't you just here? Peg Boggs: No, not since last season. Today I've come to show you our exquisite new line in softer colours in shadows, blushes and lipstick. Everything you need to accent and highlight your chang...
[William "D-FENS" Foster picks up the flat hamburger he just ordered, comparing it to the picture behind the counter] Bill Foster: It's plump, juicy, three inches thick. Look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong ...
Manfred: Look at you. You're gonna grow up to be a great predator. I don't think so. What do you have, just a little patch of fur. No claws... no fangs... You're little folds of skin wrapped in... mush. What's so threatening about you?
Crane: Look, you don't belong here. Po: Yeah. Yeah. I know. It's just... All my life I have dreamed of... Crane: I mean you don't belong here, in this room. This is my room. Property of Crane.
King Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. Leader of The Knights who say NI!: One that looks nice. King Arthur: Of course. Leader of The Knights who say NI!: And not too expensive. King Arthur: Yes.
Leonard Shelby: When I looked into his eyes I thought I saw recognition. Now I know. You fake it. If you think you're supposed to recognize somebody you, you just pretend. You bluff it to get a pat on the head from the doctors. You bluff it to seem l...
Ilena: I'm pregnant. Caine: Well, what the fuck you tellin' me for? Ilena: What? So you just gonna dog me? Caine: It ain't mine. Ilena: Look, you the only one I was with! Caine: Stop lying, alright? Besides, I had the jimmy on extra tight.
Vinny Gambini: [Vinny and Lisa receive their breakfast orders, Vinny looks at his skeptically] Whats this over here? Grits Cook: You never heard of grits? Vinny Gambini: Sure I've heard of grits. I just never actually *seen* a grit before.
Johnny: [Noticing nobody in the cemetary] Why isn't no one around? Barbara: Well, it's late. You could of gotten up earlier. Johnny: Well, look, I already lost an hour of sleep to the time change. Barbara: I think you complain just to hear yourself t...
[the other prisoners are whistling and calling for the dog with the keys in his mouth] Jack Sparrow: You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move. Seedy Looking Prisoner: Well excuse me if we haven't resorted ourselves to the gallo...
Luke Skywalker: There's something alive in here. Han Solo: That's your imagination. Luke Skywalker: Something just moved passed my leg. [sees a tentacle in the water] Luke Skywalker: Look! Did you see that? Han Solo: What? [the tentacle grabs Luke an...
Joe Turner: Just look around. They've got it. That's where they ship from. They've got all of it. Higgins: What? What did you do? Joe Turner: I told them a story. You play games, I told them a story.
James Cole: Look at them. They're just asking for it. Maybe the human race deserves to be wiped out. Jeffrey Goines: Wiping out the human race? That's a great idea. That's great. But more of a long-term thing. I mean, first we have to focus on more i...
First Officer LeRoy Homer: [looking at message on display screen] "Beware cockpit intrusion." Captain Jason Dahl: "Two aircraft hit the World Trade Center." But we just left Newark. The weather was beautiful. First Officer LeRoy Homer: That's gotta b...
[Vanellope is trapped in Sugar Rush, as the Cy-Bugs overrun it] Vanellope von Schweetz: It's okay, Ralph. Sergeant Calhoun: All right, Fix-It, that's everyone, now we've got to blow this exit! [alarmed, Ralph looks at Vanellope] Vanellope von Schweet...
