Don't lie about it. You made a mistake. Admit it and move on. Just don't do it again. Ever
Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary UnderbellyLearn to love yourself for who you are, not just what you do - there is a big difference.
Love and Sex Signs: Venus, Mars and AstrologyI wonder why people work so hard to become politicians just in order to do something wrong.
Lieutenant Lockeast, And Other StoriesYou’ve got a good side?” “I do. I just don’t use it too often. My bad side’s so much more fun.
The Mercedes CoffinIf I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ear, I guess.
So many chairs, and no time to sit