You can write a short story in two hours. Two hours a day, you have a novel in a year.
I know Los Angeles has it better than Chicago when it comes to produce year round!
They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!
Scotland needs comedy more than ever. With the independence debate, finally after 300 years, reaching room temperature.
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Even if you live forty or fifty years in this world, and then die, you cannot take all your goods with you.
I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.
I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.
Tristan and Isolde were lucky to die when they did. They'd have been sick of all that rubbish in a year.
Over the years, I've found myself wishing sometimes my angel would show up. I could use a little uplift, a little reminder.
I was always a big fan of the books and over the years I've become quite attached to Ron and we've meshed into the same person, really.
To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year.
There is a revolution happening, and within two years I think that Wi-Fi and Netflix will be built into all the televisions.
And one thing I can be proud of is we have a 'Come and Try Fishing' day every year. And there's 20 venues throughout the state, and see, these thousands of kids who've never been fishing come along.
You know, we lose more homes every year to flooding than we do any other event in America.
But Pete had the desire to play at the highest level for so many years. That is very difficult, mentally.
For the last years now I've had my own academy where I train Brazilian Jujitsu and Tae boxing, Muay Thai everyday.
I don't cringe when I think of doing old material. A lot of the people have been with me through the years.
I've worked in the prison system for five years, and most of those folks in prison didn't have a direction.
I want to do some skating and then go to law school in three years. I'm enjoying it and I'm going to see where it takes me.
The doctor who diagnosed me with ALS, or motor neuron disease, told me that it would kill me in two or three years.
