When I did 'Jump Street', I created that character; it was all me. I walked in and was just me. I could get out of bed and walk on set and be dressed.
For me, the real pleasure in writing is in having an excuse to pursue my curiosity about people who have meant something to me.
Lest when I am gone you may be at a loss for an epitaph for me, let me give you one - He Fed Fevers.
I've always had people come up to me to say that they admire the way I play, and then they tell me they're not United fans. That's always been nice.
Sit with me, and I'll not be alone. Hold my hand, and I'll not feel alone. Cry with me, and I'll no longer suffer alone.
I'm inspired by the poets, so I'm always going to give in that direction, rather than in any other. It's the making of me... and also the downfall of me.
The Limbaugh Theorem was not about me giving me credit for something. It was simply sharing with you when the light went off.
I don't want anything to do with anything mechanical between me and the paper, including a typewriter, and I don't even want a fountain pen between me and the paper.
Radio allowed me to be a creator, and TV stole that creation from me by literalizing - and to some extent limiting - my vision.
I had a solo career before Van Halen. My fan base filtered through Van Halen with me and came right on out the other side with me.
I replaced someone on 'Days of our Lives' once, and the fans hated me. She was a redhead, I was a brunette: they went nuts. Even at fan events, they were rude to me.
Well then, music take me on that wonderful journey of my lost memories, and never take me back to reality.
Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.
People understand me so poorly that they don't even understand my complaint about them not understanding me.
If I’m not around I hope you’ll remember me and together we will hold on to our favorite song.
Give me just enough information so that I can lie convincingly.
Darling, do you remember the man you married? Touch me, remind me who I am.
I'm a competitor and a very proud man. If a guy beats me once, he'll have to do it again to make me believe him.
There are two characters in me: a doodler and a tuner. And the only thing that makes me go crazy is when they both fight for their turn.
I just worry because I know I say a lot, often. It doesn't bother me, it's more about the people that get affected around me.
Lady Gaga said to me, 'You showed me how it's done.' I have no idea what she meant by 'it.'
