There will come a time when it isn't 'They're spying on me through my phone' anymore. Eventually, it will be 'My phone is spying on me'.
I knew Henry Fonda was my father, but I didn't know who I was. They all thought of me as Henry Fonda's son. Unfortunately for them, they never got to know me.
My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that.
Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.
Everybody told me to stay in Hollywood. This was the place they said I could have a big career. What they failed to mention was that no one would quite know what to do with me.
Color has got me. I no longer need to chase after it. It has got me for ever. I know it. That is the meaning of this happy hour.
I've been shut down, run down, talked about, dogged out, but that never stopped me from the being the true me that's here and will be here.
People are always so surprised when they meet me. Firstly, that I'm 'so tiny', and secondly that I'm 'so sweet'. They seem surprised that they're not scared of me.
I'm such a control freak, and it's very hard for me to lose my inhibitions without something chemical inside me.
Take bread away from me, if you wish, take air away, but do not take from me your laughter.
Give me a strapless gown and a rhinestone-studded guitar and some 55-year-olds in my audience, along with their kids and grandkids. Don't give me 'boogie'!
I am aware of the words 'national treasure' being attached to me occasionally. It just makes me feel old.
When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
The fact is, for all the critics' talk about me as a realist, I'm making everything up - everything. It is all about imagining with me.
She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might, if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from me.
I take some pride in... representing myself exactly how I would like to have my son remember me to his kids.
Getting hit motivates me. It makes me punish the guy more. A fighter takes a punch, hits back with three punches.
I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
I draw a younger crowd who can relate to me. Some of the girl fans will message me online, saying, 'You're the reason I watch golf.'
Quail Hollow is always going to be a special spot for me, and winning there gave me a little more credibility. But I want to be a multiple winner on the PGA Tour.
Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.
