I am baffled by men. When they want me, I don't want them; when I want them, they don't want me.
Elizabeth WurtzelArthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts? Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.
Army of DarknessRobert: If you want me to stop, tell me now. Francesca: No one's asking you to.
The Bridges of Madison CountyMaxine: Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me.
Being John Malkovich