I had a guidance counsellor who made me take an aptitude test, and told me I should be a bricklayer.
Harmony KorineMy parents were very proud of me. After they passed, my career doesn't mean as much to me.
Joyce Carol OatesWell, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.
Jerry SeinfeldYou gave me the courage to love. To dared to dream for things I never imagined were possible for me.
D.C. AkersMe being me, I put the numbers from my hospital's website from my tumor sizes into a spreadsheet.
Dave deBronkartIt took me 13 years to win a Super Bowl. But it only took me one season to win a 'mirror ball.'
Donald DriverMy problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.
David Hasselhoff