Il ne faut pas me dire deux fois les choses ; il ne faut pas me les dire deux fois.
Pierre Augustin Caron de BeaumarchaisNo one ever chats me up; I think they all think I'm taken. Either that or no one fancies me.
Paloma FaithI had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.
Patton OswaltI had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton OswaltIt's a little dangerous for me to get outside myself and think about how I want people to see me.
Rosanne CashWhy don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).
Shaquille O'Neal