Quotes of: Jonathan Keyword

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification. -Calvin

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

I'm a better polemicist in prose.

Ted Rall

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

Stephan Pastis

Scientology is not a white religion. It is not just for white people.

Doug E. Fresh

Batman: Taste of your own medicine, doctor? [gasses Crane with fear toxin] Batman: What was your plan? Crane! Who are you working for? Dr. Jonathan Crane: [terrified] ... Ra's. Ra's Al Ghul! Batman: Ra's Al Ghul is dead. Who are you working for? Cran...

Batman Begins

I'm not an austere person.

Paul Farmer

The rabbis will find in me personally someone who cares about their future and welfare.

Ephraim Mirvis

Saving a life overrides territories.

Ovadia Yosef

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

Laurence J. Peter

The world other than as advertised can be an amazing place.

John Burdett

Jonathan Demme is a very sharp editor of his movies.

Anthony Hopkins

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.

Laurence J. Peter

The work of man is to respond to the Covenant by obeying the commandments of the Torah, those commandments that can be obeyed here and now.

David Novak

This book, conceived in sorrow, composed in grief, and constructed at the brink of despair, contains my mind's best thoughts, and my soul's triumph over the powers of darkness.

Isaac Mayer Wise

Where there is Torah it sustains the world.

Ovadia Yosef

What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?

Steve Aylett

It is right to give every man his due.

Plato

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman.

Robert Frost

I thought you guys could detect witches." Jonathan muttered as soon as he got over his shock at seeing two people materialise in front of him. The wiccan sat on the floor, his shoulder being strapped with a makeshift bandage, by the ever-practical Ia...

The Shadow Reigns

Jonathan Mardukas: You lied to me first! Jack Walsh: What the - -YOU LIED TO ME FIRST! Jonathan Mardukas: Yes! Yes. But you didn't know I was lying to you when you lied to me down by the river. So as far as you knew, you lied to me first! Jack Walsh:...

Midnight Run

Jonathan Brewster: Teddy, I think it's time for you to go to bed. Teddy Brewster: I beg your pardon. Who are you? Jonathan Brewster: I'm Woodrow Wilson. Go to bed! Teddy Brewster: No, you're not Wilson, but you're face is familiar. Let me see. You're...

Arsenic and Old Lace