Quotes of: Jonathan Keyword

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Laurence J. Peter

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Charles M. Schulz

Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... But if, in addition, I can help move readers to thought and judgment about issues that concern me, so much the better.

Garry Trudeau

Tiny quails may not seem as impressive as a mammoth turkey, but there is something refreshing about a spread of individual birds on the Christmas table.

Yotam Ottolenghi

Everybody should be interested in access to primary and secondary education for everybody.

Paul Farmer

It's my job to know what's available from every retailer, catalog, website, antiques mall, and craftsperson. A good designer or decorator has to have an almost encyclopedic knowledge.

Nate Berkus

I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.

Penn Jillette

Historically, Jews only accept converts rather than actively seeking them.

David Novak

Roots can live without branches, although truncated; branches cannot live without roots.

David Novak

If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy

E.J. Eisman

Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant nothing to me" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy

E.J. Eisman

Grandfather: [in Ukrainian] [to Jonathan] Grandfather: Get in the car. The bitch and the Jew will share the backseat.

Everything Is Illuminated

Two common conceptions with regard to advertising which are held by a considerable number of people are that enormously large sums of money are expended for it, and that much of this expenditure is an economic waste.

Daniel Starch

People want to be thought of as something other than a source of money. They want to be thought of as creative, thinking people.

Ethan Zuckerman

Even when I'm in quite a happy state of mind, I like writing really sad songs. I think a lot of people do.

Ellie Goulding

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

Garrison Keillor

[to Jonathan] Mortimer Brewster: Where did you get that face? Hollywood?

Arsenic and Old Lace

Jonathan Brewster: [to Dr. Einstein] To my dear dead brother.

Arsenic and Old Lace

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country.

Alfred Adler

But presidential approval also became a surrogate measure of national unity and patriotism.

Thomas E. Mann

THE SADNESS IN OUR HEARTS SEEMS ENDLESS

Widad Akrawi