Quotes of: Joking Keyword

Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

How can two people hate so much without knowing each other?

Batman: The Killing Joke

Ain’t nothing too serious. Even death is a joke on the old devil, if we are living for the Lord.

Beyond Sandy Ridge

Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It’s scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around.

Bossypants

If I made a joke about just dropping by, would you write me off as cliché?

City of Ashes

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

Fred Allen

Up until college age I was using the typical little-boy dummy that sits on the knee and makes woodpecker jokes. My first original character didn't happen until later, and that was Jose the Jalapeno on a Stick.

Jeff Dunham

The coming-of-age story has sort of become a joke. It's something to capitalize on, and that is painful because when you are coming of age - when you are going through something like that - the genre is so meaningful.

Mae Whitman

Any time you can be with like-minded people, laughing or crying over the same joke or the same scene... For me, it's therapeutic. You just feel a little less alone on the planet.

Michael De Luca

It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a poster child for anything, anger's a gorgeous emotion. It gets a bad rap, but it can make great changes happen.

Alanis Morissette

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

Horseradish

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.

Heaven, Texas

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

Killosophy

There is laughter, shrill calls. Everyone is flirting, saying in nudges and jokes and blushing what they would do in private

Salvage the Bones

When we perceive aliens as a joke to be laughed at, they feel so pity for us on the success of their plans.

Master of Stupidity

I am a kind of joke, but the question is: which kind? My job is to keep everyone guessing.

Little Failure

What a joke! Poor little rich girl's fallen in love with the Republic's most famous criminal.

Legend

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

The Last Olympian

When he picked out the [gravesite] plot, my father had joked that he was moving, at last, to the suburbs.

The Scientists: A Family Romance

when he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on earth.

Tuesdays with Morrie

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

The Waste Books