Quotes of: Jokes Keyword

I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke.

Kodi Smit-McPhee

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

George Orwell

A joke is never a joke if it is at the expense of another person's feelings

Heather Wolf

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

Don Rickles

No time for jokes," Nakamura said. "Is Neil there?" "Let's just say I'm Sleeping Beauty's personal assistant right now." "I guess that makes you Waking Ugly?" "I thought you said this was no time for jokes. That was a joke, right?

Neil Flambé and the Aztec Abduction

In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine joke; a long joke that's being continually retold in an accent too thick and too strange to ever be completely understood. Life is that joke, my friends. The soul is the punch line.

Villa Incognito

If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny, don't laugh. Or you could possibly go as far as groaning or rolling your eyes. Then you wait for his next joke; if that's funny, then you laugh. If i...

Gilbert Gottfried

I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write a joke where I don't end up on the ground for some reason. Hey, at least that way, I know no comics will steal my jokes. Too man...

Chris D'Elia

When I was working with Barry Sonnenfeld, I'd watch him set up a shot and talk to him about what he was seeing and what it was to shoot comedy. He told me that a lot of times with comedy, it's not just about getting the joke, but getting a reaction t...

Cheryl Hines

Do not make jokes that cost more than a ruble.

Russian

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

Clifton Fadiman

Slavery is nothing to joke about. The history of this nation's involvement with slavery is nothing to pass off in a joke.

Douglas Wilder

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

Bruce Forsyth

A joke is often the hole through which truth whistles.

Japanese

A poor joke must invent its own laughter.

Latin

To say that ‘life’s a joke’ is not so much to belittle life as to correctly identify the elusive nature of the joke. Jokes have the measure of us. They change in the telling, defy capture, slip through our fingers like water. And they outlast u...

Jimmy Carr

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Oliver Herford

People tend to take things spoken as a joke seriously and things spoken seriously as a joke.

Ram Mohan

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.

Robin Thicke

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

Jenny Eclair

You learn what can become a good joke and can be repeatable. You have a shorthand about how to introduce a joke to someone.

Lennon Parham