Joe: So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should w...
Mama Lo can get a bit nasty whenever I play with the cubs. She thinks I'm going to eat one, but they're not to my taste. Too hairy. Now if she'd let me skin one, I might be interested." (Simi) He laughed in spite of himself. "Are you joking about tha...
So I have just one wish for you – the good luck to be somewhere where you are free to maintain the kind of integrity I have described, and where you do not feel forced by a need to maintain your position in the organization, or financial support, o...
Television, my dear Daniel, is the Antichrist, and I can assure you that after only three or four generations, people will no longer even know how to fart on their own. Humans will return to living in caves, to medieval savagery, and to the general s...
Q: Now this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear lever here? Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it. James Bond: Yeah, why not? Q: Because you'll release this section of the roof,...
Rorschach: I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pic...
If you have to explain a joke, it hasn't worked.
Most jokes state a bitter truth.
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
You can't just yell jokes at people.
I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke.
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
I prefer sayings over jokes.
In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.
I secrete jokes like the pancreas secretes... whatever the pancreas secretes.
Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.
Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them.
The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
