Quotes of: Joker Keyword

The Joker: [after shooting Bruce Wayne] Why is it everytime I come for you somebody always gets in the way?

Batman

[after revealling his latest "work", Alicia] The Joker: Well, I'm no Picasso, but do you like it?

Batman

Private Joker: The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

Full Metal Jacket

The Joker: Ain't it always the way? You get in the mood and company shows up.

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

The Joker: Very cute! But I can blow smoke too, toots!

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

I wish I knew how to quit you, political jokers and pathological liars...

Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.

Die Verschwörung des Fiesco zu Genua

Vicki Vale: What can I do for you? The Joker: Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.

Batman

[bumps along while driving hijacked truck] The Joker: I like this job - I like it!

The Dark Knight

Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away? The Joker: Yeah.

The Dark Knight

Private Joker: Are those... live rounds? Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.

Full Metal Jacket

Private Cowboy: Don't shit me, man! Private Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!

Full Metal Jacket

Private Joker: [narrating] Our last night on the island. I draw fire watch.

Full Metal Jacket

Joker: Don't touch me, old man! I don't know where you've been.

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

So, I'm thinking of a name for a villain that has a sense of humor. I thought of 'The Joker' as a name, and as soon as I thought that, I associate it with the playing card, as my family had a tradition of champion playing; my brother was a contract c...

Jerry Robinson

People who know me , they know I have a sense of humor, I'm a bit of a joker, a bit of a clown really, and I would love someone to exploit that side of me and send me a romantic comedy.

Gary Oldman

Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker.

Pippa Evans

The truth is ladies...Good men are an endangered specie. So if you have a good man dont shuffle your KING for a JOKER.

Crystal Evans

Wen I die, my money is not gonna come with me. My movies will live on for people to judge what I was as a person. I just want to stay curious and keep smiling like the joker

Heath Ledger

Joker: As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.

Batman

Alicia: [Bob brings Alicia in] Jack, you said I could watch you improve the paintings. The Joker: Well I'm in trouble now.

Batman