A person who can hide his tears but can never hide his smile is a Joker.
There must be some kind of way out of here,' said the joker to the thief...
If people don't take politics seriously, then they deserve the jokers that rule over them.
Joker: Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
The Joker: We've got a flying mouse to kill, and I wanna clean my claws.
[upon entering the museum] Joker: Gentlemen! Let's broaden our minds. Lawrence?
[repeated line] The Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?
Private Joker: A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
Joker: Can't be too careful with all those weirdos around.
The Joker: What a photo op: The city councilman and his wacky pal!
I don't wanna be the joker who makes eyes full of tears in the end
The Joker: You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.
Batman: [to The Joker] You wanted me, here I am.
Lt. James Gordon: [to The Joker] We got you, you son of a bitch!
Joker: So, what's an old-timer like you want with a two-timer like me?
The Joker: That's it. That's what I want to see, a nice big smile.
Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness? - The Joker
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm way more of a joker than I am a serious person.
My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me.
Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going.
Joker: [sees Bruce Wayne enter the room] Well, Miss Vale, another rooster in the henhouse.
