Private Joker: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? Private Cowboy: Hey, start the cameras. This is "Vietnam - the Movie." Private Eightball: Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I'll be a horse. Donlon: T.H.E. Rock can be a rock. T.H.E. Rock: I'll be Ann-...
The Joker: I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
Rotelli: What's with that stupid grin? The Joker: Life's been good to me.
The Joker: Bruce... Wayne, n'est-ce pas? Bruce Wayne: Most of the time.
The Joker: Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face.
The Joker: They don't make 'em like they used to! Do they, eh? Eh, Batsy?
[repeated line] The Joker: Why so serious?
The Joker: If you are good at something, don't do it for free.
The Joker: You'll see. I'll show you.
The Joker: For once, I'm stuck without a punchline.
If I end up hosting 'Joker's Wild,' please shoot me.
The Joker: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
The Joker: Darling, I've got to get you to the church on time.
[the Batpod charges] The Joker: Ooohhh. You want to play. Come on!
[the Batpod emerges from an alleyway] The Joker: Now there's a Batman!
I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker... I can be romantic, but not too sickly.
When people think that politics is a joke, they then deserve the jokers that rule them.
The Joker: Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Joker: You just don't know when to quit, do you?
Salvatore "Sal The Wheezer" Valestra: Hello, Joker. Didn't mean to drop by unannounced.
I wish I knew how to quit you, political jokers
