Quotes of: Joke Keyword

People get really scared when women reclaim words, talk about themselves honestly and also make jokes because it's a really unstoppable combination.

Caitlin Moran

It's only when we dare to experience the full anxiety of knowing that life doesn't go on forever that we can experience transcendence and get in touch with the infinite. To use an analogy from gestalt psychology, Non-Being is the necessary ground for...

Heidegger and a Hippo Walk Through Those Pearly Gates: Using Philosophy (and Jokes!) to Explore Life, Death, the Afterlife, and Everything in Between

Details that could throw doubt on your interpretation must be given, if you know them. You must do the best you can—if you know anything at all wrong, or possibly wrong—to explain it. If you make a theory, for example, and advertise it, or put it...

Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!: Adventures of a Curious Character

They pay thousands and thousands for the Van Goghs and Modiglianis they'd have spat on at the time they were painted. Guffawed at. Made coarse jokes about.

The Collector

It was a family joke that Lydia's domestic tendencies were somehow misplaced when she was created.

The Dowry Of Miss Lydia Clark

Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter how long it's been since you last heard one.

The Dream Thieves

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.

A Beautiful Lie

We humans are not born alone; joining and being active in a club whose members share your passion for ideas and get your jokes is one of the great joys of life.

Richard Lederer

Boys from my generation all love Jim Carrey! But you know, just being in his house with him and pitching jokes that he would act out, literally felt like the dreams that I had, so it was amazing.

John Francis Daley

When we're on set, we kind of joke around, and when we're rehearsing, we change up the scenes and make each other laugh. We lighten up the mood. The blooper reel is going to be amazing on 'New Moon.'

Kellan Lutz

You know, 'The Golden Girls' was a very unusual show to start on. I was young, and it was a show about old people, and it was a very traditional show, but it was also an amazing training ground for a joke-writer. It forced me to learn those skills.

Mitchell Hurwitz

How many times in her thirty years had she heard the same remarks, the same feeble jokes about her name?

1Q84

The men who made the joke saw something deep which they could not express except by something silly and emphatic.

All Things Considered

I escape disaster by writing a poem with a joke in it: The past, present, and future walk into a bar—it was tense.

Hourglass Museum

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

I was not a hypocrite, with one real face and several false ones. I had several faces because I was young and didn't know who I was or wanted to be.

The Joke

Where did you find construction guys swapping dirty jokes in proto-Númenorean?” Aura asked. “On construction sites. Is that coffee ready?

Raise the Gipper!

If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign.

The Search for the Red Dragon

Love is meant to be taken seriously, like a joke.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

What in the world is this abomination?” Lissa, only slightly more tactful, asked, “Adrian, is this some kind of joke?

Silver Shadows