I used to love 'Murphy Brown' as a kid. I didn't even understand half of the jokes that were going on, but I loved the character so much that they stood out.
Being a Muslim is not a joke but a challenge. If you think it is, come and live in Pakistan where you will know about Muslims' enemies around the globe
I typically start out almost every speech I give making some kind of joke about me being in a wheelchair.
They say that if you're good at something, never do it for free. But who would pay me to make bad jokes?
I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her.
When I write on 'SNL,' I've found I'm most productive while collaborating and joking with friends and not being firmly attached to any one idea.
I would kill to be on 'Dexter,' and I would double kill to be on 'True Blood.' I would pay them to let me come be a vampire or a vampire victim. No joke!
Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so the teachers didn't know what to do with me.
Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.
I used to joke I was a point-and-click actor. My whole process has been about trusting your instincts and hitting your mark.
What the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think.
The art world is the biggest joke going. It’s a rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak.
When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, 'Do you think I'm Charlie the Tuna, like a sucker?' After that, they called me Tuna.
You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.
When will someone write from the point of view of a joke, that is to say the way God sees events from above?
There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!
I used to joke that I came to England - not to the U.S. where most Koreans go - because I like Arthur Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie.
I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
