Quotes of: Joke Keyword

I instantly like people who laugh at my jokes. It's a weakness of mine.

Domestic Violets

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.

The Exiled Queen

A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside. 

Brick

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!

Mitch Hedberg

In Israel, waves of anger and fear circulate all the time, but so do jokes and gossip and silky evening breezes. So, too, in America.

P. J. O'Rourke

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

Adam Carolla

Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.

Oliver Goldsmith

There was a family joke that Lucy's first words were, "Nicholas is bugging me!

My Love Lies Bleeding

I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats.

Chris Rock

Awards shows have devolved into self-parodies - liberals in limos, corny insider jokes delivered by the hosts among bad teleprompter reading from the some of the best thespians on the planet.

John Ridley

A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke.

Joshua Lederberg

The producers want us to sell, sell, sell. That's my little joke. That's what we do by day; by night, we're artists.

Mike Nichols

As a comedy writer, I'm always praying for the day I can tell a self-aware/break-the-fourth-wall style of joke.

Nicholas Stoller

But today, I feel the genuine warmth, the affection, and although I may joke about it, I am touched.

Perry Como

For the amount of talent I had - and I couldn't dance, act, or tell a joke - I enjoyed a tremendous career.

Perry Como

The reason most comedies don't win awards is that the filmmakers put the comedy first. This means you have to create a story around the jokes.

Paul Feig

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'

Pat Paulsen

My greatest regret as a writer is that I've never been able to include as many jokes as I'd like.

Robert Harris

It was this weird confrontation of these two delicious flavors that got me consciously or subconsciously combining Lincoln and vampires as an observational in-joke with myself.

Seth Grahame-Smith

I think writers have become hypnotised by the number of jokes on the page at the expense of character.

Sherwood Schwartz

I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it.

Slavoj Zizek