Quotes of: Joke Keyword

Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and I want to please you.'

Andrew Hudgins

I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.

Alexei Sayle

I was the kid who always hung back and then dropped the jokes when you least expected it. Timing was everything. My mouth sort of developed over time.

Jeff Ross

A novel wouldn't be a book if there weren't some flights of fancy on the part of the author, stopping time to examine things, or to tell a joke.

Ned Vizzini

Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

T. S. Eliot

Politicians have such large egos that it usually takes them an inordinately long time to grasp when they've become a pathetic joke.

Timothy Noah

You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically.

Hector Elizondo

Marlin: If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish.

Finding Nemo

Humphrey: Oh, no, do share your little joke with the rest of the class.

The Meaning of Life

Contrary to reports, this boy is not a billionaire or going to be richer than any Beatle... and not just in the sense of money, by the way; the Beatles are untouchable - those billionaire reports are a joke.

Bono

I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke to me.

Nancy Sinatra

I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps put you in their shoes.

Shane Black

Bernadette: [to Felicia] Do tell us your hilarious joke.

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you? Tony Stark: Funny things are.

The Avengers

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.

Adrian Edmondson

A lot of people who look at my photographs think it is an easy joke, but it does take a bit of thinking about.

Alison Jackson

Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.

Ashley Tisdale

Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.

Berkeley Breathed

All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.

Yahoo Serious

When you're going for a joke, you're stuck out there if it doesn't work. There's nowhere to go. You've done the drum role and the cymbal clash and you're out on the end of the plank.

Bob Newhart

The power of women! I've never felt so full of mysterious power. Men are a joke.

The Collector