Quotes of: Joke Keyword

Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's no time for anything to develop.

Ron Shock

Lightness, jesting, and joking, can only be indulged at the expense of barrenness of soul, and the loss of the favor of God.

Ellen G. White

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Dolly Parton

The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.

Simon Pegg

I love 'Last Call.' It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn't going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes.

Carson Daly

I joke to people in the press that I realize I'm not black, I'm actually white. But I've got these roots in black American music. I love it.

Glenn Hughes

Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

The girl-next-door image is a sort of joke; for years, I couldn't get any roles other than as somebody dark.

Felicity Kendal

I intend to buy 'The New York Times.' Please don't take it as a joke.

Chen Guangbiao

With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.

Chris Hardwick

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

Caroline Rhea

People are attracted to entertainment, for sure, or jokes, excitement and romantically heightened stories that might be false, but are still attractive fantasies.

Bennett Miller

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.

Benjamin Walker

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

George Orwell

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

Gregory David Roberts

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?

Gore Vidal

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.

Judd Nelson

I used to take someone with me for the chemotherapy so I could do jokes. You always try and find something absurd.

Jennifer Saunders

I always joke deep down I'm really a teenage girl on the inside.

John Searles

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

Jon Stewart

When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents!

Dick Bruna