Quotes of: Joke Keyword

I often joke that 100 years from now I hope people are saying, 'Dang, she looks good for her age!'

Dolly Parton

Perhaps you are Coyote in disguise and have chosen a spectacularly inappropriate time for a joke.

Iron and Smoke

Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it!

The Papal Visitor

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best.

Aziz Ansari

Being raised Catholic myself, I think people who are Catholic tend to carry a lot of guilt. It's almost a joke.

Linda Cardellini

I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.

Paula Poundstone

Never joke about the job of your friend. He/she feeds their family with it and it affects their dignity!

Rossana Condoleo

We need to get rid of the Federal Elections Commission. It's a joke. It doesn't enforce the law.

Russ Feingold

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Robert Frost

I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.

Sam Kinison

We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor.

Lance Bass

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.

Larry David

When I'm up on stage and do a joke, half the people interpret it one way and half of them interpret it the way I want them to.

Maria Bamford

I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing.

Meshell Ndegeocello

Hour-long TV is no joke. It tests you as a human being. It makes you a stronger person, but it's really crazy.

Rebecca Romijn

Scandinavian-Danish cuisine was something quite rustic, mostly known for pastries and smorgasbord cuisine, which in itself has become a joke.

Rene Redzepi

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

Matthew Perry

People make a lot of jokes about the empty nest. Let me tell you, it is no laughing matter. It is really hard.

Michelle Pfeiffer

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

Mo Rocca

All of comedy at some level is trial-and-error, whether it's a stand-up trying out jokes or a comedy show trying stories.

Michael Schur

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.

Oscar Nunez