Quotes of: Joke Keyword

You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else.

Robert Louis Stevenson

Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes.

Rob Walton

You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!.

Rob Zombie

I grew up in the projects. You have no choice but to fight. My jokes used to get me in fights.

Marlon Wayans

Joking around is part of my personality, just who I am.

Novak Djokovic

I come from a family of bankers and lawyers, and they joked that they can't believe I'm the one that gets to go to the White House.

Thom Browne

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Stella Benson

I joke with my kids, who love history, that I'll be the only governor to be elected twice in his first term.

Scott Walker

My mom always liked the idea of us acting - me and my sister - like, one of us trying it. But my dad always thought it was a joke.

Matt Prokop

Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. This is not a joke. Christian Grey and Ana: potentially great cinematic characters.

Bret Easton Ellis

I do Twitter, but I'm still not great on it - I'm not good at writing short little jokes, so my Twitter's not really a jokey thing.

Cecily Strong

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.

Julian Clary

People complain that joking about serious subjects is 'making light' of them. Isn't that a good idea? Comedy lets the air out of the bully's tires.

Peter Baynham

There used to be a cruel joke that said Brazil is the country of the future, and always will be; Obama is the Brazil of today's politicians. He has obviously achieved nothing.

Charles Krauthammer

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.

Arthur Smith

The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard.

Ned Beauman

I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.

Patty Duke

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.

Paul Merton

And I'm walking along and we're laughing, kidding, joking, and see he understood the leader, the one we called the leader, had some knowledge of English, although limited.

Betty Hill

That was really so upsetting when you are trying to pass on some very serious knowledge and be basically, treated worse than a student coming off the street because his father pays the tuition. Come on. Give me a break. This is no school. This is a j...

Miroslav Vitous

Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life.

Hannah Simone