Quotes of: Joke Keyword

His desire for this to be a joke was quickly replaced by a desire for whiskey.

Infected Connection

Life must go on, even if it's no joke...just pretend to believe in the future.

North

What if it's just a big, cosmic joke? Then...laugh! .85.

Madre: Kumpulan Cerita

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

Howie Carr

There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most of the best comedy goes beyond the rules.

Robin Ince

The best timed joke or the best timed phrase comes at spontaneous moments and just relies on me as the host to be very quick, and that's what I do.

Steve Harvey

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

Norm MacDonald

It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.

Nicole Sullivan

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

Norman Wisdom

One nice thing about making jokes is that you don't have to prove them.

P. J. O'Rourke

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

Spike Milligan

The Doctor: I've seen bigger. Clara: Really? The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!

Steven Moffat

I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'

Steven Wright

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.

Steven Wright

Postmodernism is among other things a sick joke at the expense of revolutionary avant-gardism.

Terry Eagleton

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

Joss Whedon

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

Kathy Griffin

It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.

Keenen Ivory Wayans

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

Mitch Hedberg

I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.

Rita Rudner

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.

Robert Louis Stevenson