Quotes of: Joke Keyword

When people think that politics is a joke, they then deserve the jokers that rule them.

Jit Sharma

I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me.

Dick Cavett

It is proper ‪‎Netiquette‬ to tell readers your joking literally or with a ‪smiley‬ face. NetworkEtiquette.net

David Chiles

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

Demetri Martin

I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.

Ron Shock

Frankie Carbone: [Morrie jokes at the table] Morrie, stop breaking my balls, all right?

Goodfellas

Evey Hammond: Is everything a joke to you, Gordon? Gordon Deitrich: Only the things that matter.

V for Vendetta

Gilbert: I'm not gonna let her be a joke.

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

My son jokes with me that he thinks I Google the word 'sad' to come up with book ideas.

Patricia McCormick

I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm joking or not.

Max Greenfield

At nine, my mom used to tell me she saw an Olympic medalist in me. I used to take it as a joke, but she was very serious.

Saina Nehwal

Andrea Beaumont: What's that you're practicing? Bruce Wayne: Jujitsu. Andrea Beaumont: Gesundheit... That was a joke.

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers.

Armistead Maupin

The critics had an image of me, and they wouldn't accept any other... I was a cartoon character. A joke.

Ann-Margret

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Will Rogers

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.

Zac Efron

I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage.

Adam DeVine

When there are no women on the tour it can get awful and ugly - constant horrible jokes and gross behaviour. It needs to be leavened with a feminine presence.

Evan Dando

It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it.

Beautiful Disaster

A blanket provides warmth. So does the joy a good joke brings. 

Brick

I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an amazing feeling.

Marcus Brigstocke