Quotes of: Joke Keyword

It was that famous joke: What's the last thing the drummer said before he got kicked out of the band? 'Hey, I wrote a song.'

Dave Grohl

I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.

Bruce Robinson

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

David Cross

Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it's kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there's nothing funny or lighthearted.

Emma Stone

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

Harland Williams

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.

Paula Deen

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

Steven Wright

I lived that life for real, so to talk about it was like a joke, you know what I mean?

Tone Loc

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.

E.B. White

My country is a very sad joke that I can't laugh about.

Fort Free

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

Harold Ramis

I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.

Jimmy Carr

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

Don Rickles

I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.

Eric Andre

We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.

Bobby Farrelly

There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable.

Benoit Mandelbrot

I always make a joke that they transplanted Martina McBride's eyes and put them in my head.

Blake Shelton

I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out.

Clive Anderson

Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.

Hermann Hesse

I don't really believe in lucky things, but I wear lucky underwear as a joke.

Julia Mancuso

Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them.

Joan Rivers