Quotes of: Joke Keyword

I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of... certainly of our household.

Scott Pruett

My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella.

Tracy Morgan

I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.

Tyler Posey

The joke I always make about myself is that I'm self-involved, but I'm not vain.

Lena Dunham

I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell.

Maria Bamford

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

Marty Feldman

If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.

Mary Todd Lincoln

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.

Ray Romano

I don't mind being the butt of the joke... It doesn't really bother me. I quite enjoy it.

Ryan Seacrest

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

Rip Taylor

Most shows find themselves descending into sentimentality or earnestness at some point but, with 'Community,' the joke is always on.

Miranda Raison

One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.

Mark Twain

Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway.

Nora Dunn

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

Penn Jillette

There was a sea of change in comedy in the late 1950s and '60s. We were dealing with vignettes as opposed to jokes. We were more socially aware.

Bob Newhart

The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past. Look at Michael Jackson, he never evolved.

Corey Feldman

'The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh.

David Chase

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.

Jessamyn West

My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents' house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think I'm on 'Downton Abbey.'

Allison Williams

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

Dick Clark