Quotes of: Joke Keyword

If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.

Jimmy Nail

If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that.

Jen Kirkman

I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes.

Saoirse Ronan

I learned to think about religion, race and sex through the complex and often unattractive medium of jokes.

Andrew Hudgins

If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.

Cristela Alonzo

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

Lea DeLaria

Bernadette: [to Tick] You've got to be fucking joking!

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable.

Billy Childish

I always joke around with my parents and say that if Hollywood doesn't work out I'll go to Broadway!

Claudia Lee

I'm not built for war. I'm built for entertainment. I'm built for jokes - either telling them or being the butt of them.

Josh Peck

When it came time for me to give my talk on the subject, I started off by drawing an outline of the cat and began to name the various muscles. The other students in the class interrupt me: "We *know* all that!" "Oh," I say, "you *do*? Then no *wonder...

Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!: Adventures of a Curious Character

For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.

The Crimson Curtain

Art should be serious, not a joke. I don't like to laugh about art.

Gerhard Richter

This guilt is a joke, and it’s exhausting to watch you martyr yourself.

Aftermath

Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them.

Killosophy

Initially, I’m one E short of being a JOKE. Midgets are also short.

Sleepwalking is restercise

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE

The Professional: Part 1

joking and laughing as they headed off to their new life

Touchdowns And Potions

You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes - it's just never going to happen.

Paul Feig

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

Ronnie Barker

Happiness is a big joke; let us laugh at it loud.

Santosh Kalwar