Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.
I make a joke that I'm the Internet curmudgeon, but 'wary' is a good way to put it.
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject.
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.
I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.
I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. I've got no plans to stop doing it.
My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.
He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.
I've joked that I would have either become schizophrenic or an actress, but as an actress you can do both.
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.
I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.
I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.
Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.
He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.
When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.
I'm a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy.
