Quotes of: Joke Keyword

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Will Rogers

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

Zach Galifianakis

In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.

Steppenwolf

I always joked with my parents. I told them, 'If I don't make it as an actor, my fallback is musician.'

Oscar Isaac

Even 'Lord of the Rings' had dwarf-tossing jokes in it. It's like, 'Really?'

Peter Dinklage

I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone.

Samuel Larsen

People make jokes about how black people are the first ones to be killed off.

Sanaa Lathan

There was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true.

Samuel Schmid

If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke.

Shawn Wayans

I always joke that I'm a British actress trying to break into Scandinavian TV.

MyAnna Buring

When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.

Megan Fox

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

Marilyn Monroe

Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.

Robert Orben

Am I over existing or am I over existing? That's my inside joke.

Ryan Trecartin

I think jokes can actually go to places that drama can't.

Robert Webb

My friends joke that I raised the Titanic and never left the Rockies.

Clive Cussler

The joke in aviation is, 'If you want to make a million, you'd better start with £10m.'

Bruce Dickinson

The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.

Ron Reagan

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

Frank Muir

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Max Eastman

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.

Donald Glover