Quotes of: Joke Keyword

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.

Philippe Falardeau

A friend of mine jokes that I have a painstaking royalty complex. Like maybe I was a duke in a past life.

Frank Ocean

I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life.

Steven Bochco

Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

Demetri Martin

A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

Jimmy Carr

Everyone can write jokes and makes things clever.

David Walton

Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.

Garry Shandling

The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.

H. P. Lovecraft

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

David Cross

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

Dylan Moran

I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that.

Jeff Dunham

CIA analysis: the too soon joke that predates the event.

John Alejandro King

I try to write as serious as possible, and then a joke slips in.

Jeff Lindsay

Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline.

John Lloyd

It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.

Martha Gellhorn

I make terrible jokes every time I go into a hospital. I think it's a defence mechanism.

Sanjeev Bhaskar

In Europe, they travel a lot lighter. I always joke that my Indonesian passengers bring their house and their neighbor's house.

Tony Fernandes

Nobody just said, 'Here, be a star!' I've joked many times that I was a seven-year overnight success.

Cheryl Ladd

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

Bo Burnham

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter, because I really am quite the joke.

Peta Wilson

It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage.

Sophia Bush