Quotes of: Joke Keyword

I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily.

LeBron James

For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.

Laurence Sterne

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.

Lea Thompson

I always joke that everything else that I do is to support my theater habit.

Megan Hilty

The cybernetic operation?" "No, the sex change." The doctor's smile faltered. "I'm joking.

Marissa Meyer

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

Sandra Bernhard

I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire.

Sara Blakely

The whole experience of doing a sitcom is... Telling jokes with such precision is really exciting, but it's also terrifying.

Lea Thompson

My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11.

Adora Svitak

I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank.

James Brolin

The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past.

Corey Feldman

Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.

Carey Williams

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

When I'm writing the book I'm laughing at just how overblown the characters seemed. How full of himself he seems. But I didn't get far enough in the series to really drive the joke of it home.

Jhonen Vasquez

Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.

Don Rickles

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

George Eliot

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!

Kevin Nealon

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.

Penn Jillette

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.

Roseanne Barr

Any private security is a joke in a country where you're up against your own government.

Bidzina Ivanishvili

I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts.

Joel Kinnaman