Quotes of: Joke Keyword

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke.

Max Eastman

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

Penn Jillette

There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes.

Alan Wilson

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

Brendan Behan

As I grow older, I become more and more of a Marxist - Groucho, that is. When you have lived two-thirds of your life, you know the value of a good joke.

Karen DeCrow

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.

Rita Rudner

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.

Olivia Munn

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.

Richard Russo

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

Lynda Barry

But enough joking. I am singing. This is all my life.

Placido Domingo

There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.

Adam McKay

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

Chris Martin

I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic.

Eugene Levy

I joke that my niche in Hollywood has been naked foreigners.

Hank Azaria

See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy.

H. Rap Brown

Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.

Dave Attell

One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.

Desi Arnaz

I'm not one of those people who are, like, always joking in person.

Dave Franco

The shouting and opinion and jokes don't exist if there isn't first a story.

Jim Lehrer

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke.

Dana Plato