Happiness is the best revenge
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
I'm a plethora of stolen jokes and kitschy references.
I never told a joke in my life.
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
I tell the most horrible jokes.
I'm really bad at writing jokes.
I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
We can say the brotherhood of man, and pretend that we include the sisterhood of women, but we know that we don't. Folklore has it that women only congregate to bitch an absent member of their group, and continue to do so because they are to well awa...
Ryn looks sideways at me and raises an eyebrow,"It's big enough for two." -"You're joking right?Why don't you pretend to be a gentleman and give me the bed?" He laughs. "Now joking." -"Of course." I sigh. "I have nothing but the lowest of expectation...
Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
All these nice clothes, all these jokes and drinks and food, what good does it do? Tomorrow, folk will be poor and starving and dying with a solder's pike in them, and these people will have another celebration, more nice clothes, more jokes, more ge...
I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen from me in the club when I'm next on stage. And my brain will start to turn, and the gears will start turning, and I'll go onstage and...
I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.
Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious.
Yoga in America is a joke.
He himself, Anthony went on to think, he himself had chosen to regard the whole process as either pointless or a practical joke. Yes, chosen. For it had been an act of the will. If it were all nonsense or a joke, then he was at liberty to read his bo...
Multiculturalism is a white people joke.
Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.
